Space, The Final Frontier...again
Box.net, the leader in cloud content management, has launched (no pun intended) a new initiative to remove the limits of cloud services. Storing the content of 4 million users takes up a lot of space (again, not intended), and existing solutions are not robust enough to support our future growth.
Thanks to a new 500 Million round of funding from DST, Box.net has released our new space computing initiative to the public.
New Product Enhancements:
Interplanetary file redundancy
Geographic redundancy is great, but what happens when a meteor hits Earth and destroys it? Box has that solved with interplanetary redundancy. Your files will be stored on a minimum of 3 planets with at least one in another galaxy, reducing the risk of black holes, alien invasions and yet-undiscovered space things.
WarpTravel CDN
To decrease file loading times with our new system, we have implemented a WarpTravel content distribution network using an Alcubierre drive, which serves files to the planet closest to you, at any time.
Secure file deletion
Rest assured, when a file is removed from our service, its gone forever. Using our patented black hole algorithm, we ensure your file is sent through a black hole of at least 4 million solar masses.
Take a tour of our new office:
Why Space?
Unlimited Storage
Clouds are small, space is infinite.
Stop Global Warming
Warm other planets instead.
Cost Savings
Solar panels = free energy.
Secure Storage
Avoid earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanoes.
Recent Quotes:
"Cloud computing is stupid...this, however, changes everything" - Larry Ellison
"This looks amazing. (Brought to you by RackSpaceSpace)" - Robert Scoble
"If TechCrunch had any foresight, they would have seen this coming" - Loren Feldman
"Microsoft is "all in" to this space thing, announcing SharePoint BlackHole: Infinite space to lose infinite content" - Steve Ballmer
"I want to redesign this page so bad"
- Mark Zuckerberg



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